IM QUITTING MB2?! (Story Time)

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imagine sitting in your chair at your computer one day, thinking about what alias you should use in mb2. then it hits you, "i'll use the most hated character in the history of Star Wars as my alias!!!!!!"

inb4 someone renames to Rose Tico

So fun little backstory, I hate Jar Jar to my very core. A group of e friends from way back used to play MB2, and I used this name to piss them off because dying to Jar Jar was a kick to the teeth.

I changed it to Jam Jar as a play on words. A jam jar is a type of small jet engine usually affixed to medium ranged cruise missiles. Seemed fitting.

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So fun little backstory, I hate Jar Jar to my very core. A group of e friends from way back used to play MB2, and I used this name to piss them off because dying to Jar Jar was a kick to the teeth.

I changed it to Jam Jar as a play on words. A jam jar is a type of small jet engine usually affixed to medium ranged cruise missiles. Seemed fitting.

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fucking nerd

wanna kiss?
 
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Nothing really mind blowing here, just quitting after playing the game for 10+ years. It's just not fun anymore and the community's always so salty like WTF? You guys are either mad about the state of MB2 or mad at another person for having an opinion about it. Like holy shit every time I check the forums its just essays upon essays!! Have you guys ever thought about getting a life? Damn stop dedicating so much time to this stupid game, I get you guys love arguing about worthless crap but it gets to a certain point where it's just fucking ridiculous. This game's devs are poop and don't know how to properly design a game, and the players are always assblasted about being killed in a 15+ year old game. Like high key cuh, fuckin chill!!!! Imagine thinking ur cool cuz u have a largely positive kd in a game where 70% of the population is either new or just sucks at the game.

ego player: *gets killed by a random player*
ego player: "OMG bro do you even know who I am? 1v1 me on duel server I will destroy you!!!"

The state of MB2 is so rickety right now that players are depending on tR deathstar for entertainment. "aOd PaNdEmOnIuM iS gUd SeRvOr!!!" Yeah sure it WAS a good server but now people don't play on it anymore because deathstar is hella populated. If you had to choose between a server that will ban you for saying "donald trump", or a server that could give two shits about what you talk about in chat, which would you join??? Answer is really obvious imo. AOD Pandemonium is populated MAYBE once a week, and without tR deathstar, MB2 population would probs be hella dead on US side. EU side is slowly dying out from what I can see, as the EU servers aren't as populated as they used to be.

"bUt NoRmAn, dEaThStAr iS oNLy pOpUlAtEd cUz PaNdEmoNiUm iSn'T!!!" Ye but you have to remember that people on deathstar will all agree that AOD is a stupid buttcheek clan that nobody likes anymore. I mean, MB2 is such an old game that it's servers shouldn't even have the amount of standards and rules that AOD has. Dont get me wrong, AOD is a fucking BEHEMOTH of a clan, spreading wide and far to nearly every MP game out there, but mb2 has evolved and quite honestly tR is the better option these days. I've been in nearly every clan (including some on EU side) and from my personal experience I can confidently tell you that tR is the future of MB2. They're fun, their discord is always active, they play lots of other games non-competitively by simply going into voice chat and having fun together. You don't need to join an outdated teamspeak server every time you decide to open MB2, in fact most of the time tR doesnt even care if you use your main alias, or even wear the tag, because they know its a fucking GAME and you should be allowed to have fun. I've been in AOD several times, and they're pretty fun too. But I think a lot of people will agree with me when I say, AOD's cOdE oF cOnDuCt is fucking retarded. It's a game, not a fucking business job. Being in a clan should mean having fun with like-minded people, it shouldn't be a burden to play MB2.

There are certain players that would heavily disagree about my statements regarding AOD, but that's just their playstyle. For some odd reason, they thoroughly enjoy being bossed around. Like, if AOD wants you to come play MB2? They'll probably just send you a message like "Get on MB2 right now" and will expect you to join. You have an obligation to play MB2 now, whether you want to or not, and you will probably be demoted or even kicked from the clan if you don't follow their orders. tR on the other hand would probably just be tag you on discord a bunch of times with the message "FLAKE??? FLAKE???? OMG BAN." And this is the main reason I prefer tR deathstar over nearly any other server. They have rules, but they're VERY minimum. They're self aware of the state of MB2, and play for FUN. Not for competition, not to win, simply to play together. Even in tournies they play for the hell of it.

Now, this isn't a tR recruitment message, merely an essay to get you faggots woke.

ANYWAY guys thanx 4 listening to my epic tedtalk!
stop recruiting tR on the forums
 
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I don't really understand the point of this post
The game isn't fun because of... AOD?...
And tR is superior?

It's funny how you mentioned competitiveness/wars/beef etc.
But you are clearly trying to propel one clan forward over another.
Snakey behaviour still

EU side is/has been dying because of one of the reasons you mentioned - salt.
And ego wars.
But, personally I find it entertaining. The drama, ego battles, beef etc.
I don't really get why so many people have such a large anti-tolerance towards those things.
Imo, the negative aspects of the community could be used to propel the game forward, but there are so many crybabies on here that it just has the opposite effect.
Oh, and guess what happens when there is no drama?
People uninstall the game because it's "boring".

Ew. Ew ew, and ew.
Shit like this makes me want to drink bleach.

I actually think this community needs to grow up a little bit.
As you said, people are always crying about something; the current patch, drama, boredom
But they don't seem to understand that they're the problem in the fucking game.
They make it so torturous to play for others without even realising.
Well, torturous for me at least.

Is someone egoing on your server?
Contest the image they have of themselves (false or otherwise) and make them look like a complete fucktard infront of everyone else.
It's a great feeling.

Is someone crying about the patch on your server?
Kick them or continuosly kill them until they understand how the game works.

Personally, I like to give duel players a bit of an objective.
I join a server, I smash my bind keys:
- Why am I such a God?
- Who wants to fight Karus, God of MBII?
- No challengers to rival my Godhood?

And I wait...
And wait...
And wait....

...

We make the game boring ourselves, let's try making it more interesting.
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I felt bored in this thread. Tbh, never met this clown in server largely because, I barely play and he/she/it is probably unimpressive in-game.


But that sentiment. It's an age old sentiment.

I bid you adieu, fool I never really knew.

Just remember...to dream...a little dream...of me.

 
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