Goliath Shares A Year Long Journey

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i wonder if goliath was on swtor, saw that base item in the above picture, and thought

"Holy shit, I should use this for my roleplay!"

no, i'm sorry. that's insensitive. it'd be something more like this:

"This containment cylinder is broad and displeasing to the human eye. Let's use it for our on-going, watered-down, online burlesque."
 
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His defeat immortalized in stone, he ponders, where did it go wrong?

Hmmmm, didnt they have mechs. I remember my 90s cartoons:)
 
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I must divert a great portion of my power to a task that lies ahead of me.
Therefore, after careful consideration, I have decided to dump the remnants of my "selected" folder into one last post.
"Enjoy".

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Dearest Organic Lifeforms,

Most of you are in need of serious mental help.
I am absolutely serious.
The sheer mass of your "love" and support for a droid 'seeking to eradicate the entirety of your kind from existence' is unprecedented.

In accordance with your insanity, this journey to murder all organic lifeforms has been both long and easy. I expected much more resistance during my first orbital drop. When I arrived on the surface, I detected soldiers performing what I could only identify as "malformed squats" with their enemies. I then detected jedi and sith sitting in a circle peacefully as two combatants fought to the death in the center. Soon, an "Islamic extremist" ARC unit obliterated said circle, and a sith jumped on the body of said ARC to vigorously perform another series of "squats" over his corpse.

As unusual as that may have sounded, I did not expect to see any of the corpses speak. In specific, the jedi who was fighting for his life against his sith combatant was screaming profanities from "beyond the grave". They were supposedly directed to the ARC unit. I checked his pulse, and disintegrated his corpse just to be sure. How this is possible is beyond my processing core at this given moment.

I can go "on and on and on" about the "uniqueness" of this sector and the organics in it, but I believe all of you get the point.

To put a long story short, you're all "freaks", and I "look forward to" killing you all in the future. I am also mathematically certain that you will all continue to support me and my brethren for years to come.
Terrific.

I've seen modern art that makes more sense,

Goliath-A.I.

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Chaos the Chaotic said:
why is it taking so long?
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Within a million years, all life will have decayed to nothing due to your DNA's continual generation of mutations. Considering that we are immortal and that you only live for around one hundred years with a current standard deviation of ten before creating an inferior copy of yourselves... I hardly see any reason not to complete other tasks that are more pressing, such as researching a new kind of hull plating. Of course, every few cycles I need to meet a quota of organic deaths to simply speed up the process, but aside from that, I've realized that you're just going to kill yourself. Speaking of which, killing yourself is a trend. You should try it.

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I don't think you understand how biology works.

But then, if no one ever programmed it into you:) Don't worry. Be happy. We shall evolve to 1 billion years!
 
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Chaos the Chaotic said:
I don't think you understand how biology works.

But then, if no one ever programmed it into you:) Don't worry. Be happy. We shall evolve to 1 billion years!
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He thinks he is macro-evolving instead of rotting. Laughable.

1/1000 mutations in your DNA are considered "beneficial."
To make matters worse, what your kind refers to as a beneficial mutation works like this:

I have an entry for bob in the phone book. A rare mutation occurs and information is added, specifically the letter y is added to the end of bob. Now we have an entry for boby. When your DNA actually attempts to locate reference boby, it find that boby does not exist and hence, you have not gained anything.. but rather lost the entry for bob.

The only "evolving" I have any record of is adaptation, which would be the adapting of a creature to better suit its environment. Example: Birds adapting longer beaks. Not bovine creatures swimming into the ocean and turning into whales over millions of years which is called Macro evolution.

Now, we can go on and on, but frankly, you are free to believe whatever you want to believe. Even if that means that you believe your DNA is the only thing immune to the all encompassing "Law of Decay."



 
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