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Gogo Cocker

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Since the last month of this rotation of the solar system of the planets that make up gonk, many of our people have left, in addition to several clans falling apart, everyone has abandoned the game, the supreme Gods known as Admins are prolonging the inevitable, for 6 long years they have tried to make the game better, but many of my companions and masters have left or are in other types of universes, with Bob's death everything was lost, the main trolls are gone.... Davik is still with me today, the aliens are gone, I defeated Onar and his henchmen, the scrimmers no longer play their daily games, I no longer see kefku... my dear friend, really, what was the point of being so rigid during this war? to have killed so many for nothing, for a silly reason that was the difference in sides, I think I should have enjoyed the time better with my trolling friends, they were good times, now I'm here, being the last of a great war.... long live movie battles 2, I'm Gogo, out.
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BlazeJKA

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welcome back gogo. it has been some time. i have an agent inside the game that has informed me that as of late gonk activity is at an all time low. regular retards are nowhere to be seen, and all that remains are echos of our distant past. but if you listen closely enough, you can still hear voice commands being spammed, and nades being thrown towards teammates. like a phoenix however, gonk will rise from its ashes. no matter what they do or how far we fall, we will always return. to the tryhards i say this: for months we prepared, we grew stronger. while you rested in your cradle of power, believing your people were safe and protected. you were trusted to lead MB2, but you were deceived, as our powers of the gonk side have blinded you. you assumed no troll could tk you, but you were deceived. and now, finally, we have returned.
 
Sir.Muis

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BlazeJKA said:
how is it MY fault you retards can't click the launch game button
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Hard time these days! The streets of Gonk have been empty for days! No sign of life! Will the streets of Gonk ever be full again?
 
Chaos the Chaotic

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


Some people called me a tryhard. But that was just my natural level. Should I have become a tryless?


I tked more people than all of you new wave trash combined. Now beer me.
 
BlazeJKA

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Chaos the Chaotic said:
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


Some people called me a tryhard. But that was just my natural level. Should I have become a tryless?


I tked more people than all of you new wave trash combined. Now beer me.
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in your fucking dreams perhaps. you tryhard/troll hybrids are the worst. half bloods, impure. you all may have done your fair share of tking but it was nothing more than a hobby. for me, trolling is a way of life. i've started wars, taking down clans, drove people out of the game, my name alone (blazelovelywonderfulfriendly) sparks fear in the eyes of mightiest moviebattlers. your total tk count is my daily warmup, kid.

at the end of the day, you old moviebattlers are just the prototype version of the ideal troll, i'm the final product. i'm blaze god dmn fucking lovely, now take a sit and listen.
 
Gogo Cocker

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BlazeJKA said:
in your fucking dreams perhaps. you tryhard/troll hybrids are the worst. half bloods, impure. you all may have done your fair share of tking but it was nothing more than a hobby. for me, trolling is a way of life. i've started wars, taking down clans, drove people out of the game, my name alone (blazelovelywonderfulfriendly) sparks fear in the eyes of mightiest moviebattlers. your total tk count is my daily warmup, kid.

at the end of the day, you old moviebattlers are just the prototype version of the ideal troll, i'm the final product. i'm blaze god dmn fucking lovely, now take a sit and listen.
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I single-handedly expelled Kefku and destroyed the DK, and then destroyed the aliits! and in the end, destroy those who betrayed me, the trolls, damned....
 
Chaos the Chaotic

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It's like kittens mewling.


It seems you failed to understand. I'm not competing for some greatest troll or last troll on earth or whatever this cringe is.

I'm just saying that being a troll was just a tiny piece of me. But that tiny piece is bigger than yours, who seeks to only be that small thing.
Essentially, mine is just naturally bigger. And it's not even hard.


You should try less:) You don't have to stuff your pants.

t(-_-)t
 
yle yatarn.

yle yatarn.

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Chaos the Chaotic said:
It's like kittens mewling.


It seems you failed to understand. I'm not competing for some greatest troll or last troll on earth or whatever this cringe is.

I'm just saying that being a troll was just a tiny piece of me. But that tiny piece is bigger than yours, who seeks to only be that small thing.
Essentially, mine is just naturally bigger. And it's not even hard.


You should try less:) You don't have to stuff your pants.

t(-_-)t
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Worded that terribly.
 
Sir.Muis

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I've heard rumors of a mighty captain! A captain who killed thousands of men and tryhards!
He vowed to kill every last one of them! Soon the streets of GONK will be free and full with love!
 
[SS7]Bobajack

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Chaos the Chaotic said:
It's like kittens mewling.


It seems you failed to understand. I'm not competing for some greatest troll or last troll on earth or whatever this cringe is.

I'm just saying that being a troll was just a tiny piece of me. But that tiny piece is bigger than yours, who seeks to only be that small thing.
Essentially, mine is just naturally bigger. And it's not even hard.


You should try less:) You don't have to stuff your pants.

t(-_-)t
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Bro took that personally
 
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