The duelist prayer

[Yesletterz]

Duels are bad.
Staff is bad.
Blue is bad.
Red is bad.
Cyan is bad.
Yellow is bad.
Purple is ok.
Your inferior gameplay is off-putting.
My swing block isn't working.
Wow this server is laggy.
This game is bad.
This patch is bad.
You are bad.
I let you win.

 

[RogueWookiee]

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[II Lock-Down II]

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