SERVER - Pando Lando's Love Emporium

Dill Pickle


"How you doin’, ya old pirate? So good to see ya!"

Discord: Behave you animals
(DM me if anything is on fire)

"Hello — what have we here?"

An open NA server for you gorgeous lovebirds to do with as you please.

"Yeah, I’m responsible these days. It’s the price you pay for being successful."
There will be very little but "reasonable" moderation. What does this mean? Have you ever been banned by a clan member for being rough on their tender yet sensitive body? That won't happen at PANDO LANDO'S LOVE EMPORIUM! I don't know what I would ban for at this point. It's going to have to be pretty heinous for me to care enough to actually do work.

"This deal is getting worse all the time."
"Why the Hell would you do something like this?" Who knows? Who cares? I'm keeping it up for a whole year. (That's right ladies, fellas, lady-fellas... stamina) Longer if people actually play this damn mod anymore. Play on it or don't, it just exists.

"You might want to buckle up, baby."
TIRED OF THE SAME 24 HOUR MAPS SINCE B15!? Rock that vote baby.

"Everything you’ve heard about me is true."
I am insane. Insane to the core of my membrane.

I want to point out that I have no clue what the Hell I am doing. Anything that needs to change, just suggest it. I am just setting this up for you people to play however you want. If you can explain to a moronic smooth donkey brain how to apply said change, I'm crazy enough to probably do it.

Have fun you nutters!