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R21
Meet our newest DEI hire, co-team lead Foggy! His prophetic vision will guide us towards a brighter future. He has been very busy crafting a masterpiece of an update for you which reverses some of the controversial changes we have implemented, as well as adding numerous other features the community has been pestering us about for the past 20 years. We are optimistic that our collaboration will be highly successful!
- Defiant
- EDICT -
- Change: Fix/Remove/New labels are now unsorted
- Change: Movie Battles II is now renamed into Movie Battles III: the subsequent moviebattles.
- New: Foggy is now a sole for-life Team Lead of Movie Battles III: the subsequent moviebattles (MBIII:tsmb)
- Removed: Current Movie Battles II team euthanized
- New: MBIII:tsmb development and beta testing is now outsourced to North Korea
- New: Gambling
- Removed: Third dimension. MBIII:tsmb is now a 2D roguelike RPG
- New: VR support, experience MBIII:tsmb in 2D in VR
- New: Random unexpected crashes with no error messages
New: Secret police (invite only don’t beg me) - New: All players are required to wear shock collars
- New: You are now required to provide an email address of your current employer and your full home address
New: You can now email the employers of a person that you don’t like in-game directly - New: For an additional donation I, Foggy, will personally send the offender a signed letter with anthrax
- New: Public vote to crash the server
- New: Droidekas now wear thongs
- New: All Super Battles Droids are now self-aware
- New: Hate speech points (HSP). They accumulate universally throughout all servers
- Change: Reworked the TK system they are now called EK and are given for killing the Enemy team. EK points are given proportionally to KD, the better KD you have the fewer EK points you will get. You can EK for free if your K/D exceeds a ratio of 5/1. Players with bad K/D will be shocked (20,000 Volts for 0.35 seconds). Hate speech points also further decrease dealt EK damage by 14%
- New: Praising our benevolent Team Lead Foggy in game chat will now grant a 50% reduction in enemy kill points and in shock voltage for the next two seconds.
- New: MBIII::tsmb coin. We are going crypto 😎
- New: Added pay to win mechanics long requested by the American players
- New: All players now have a state of the art aimbot to drive out MBII aimbot dealers out of business
- New: American players are now banned at random intervals determined manually by me, Foggy, personally
- Change: Force Drain now drains crypto from the target’s account (0.0001 BTC/300ms, 0.00015 ETH/300ms)
- Change: A Philosophy degree is now required to purchase advanced logic
Change: Adjusted shock voltage for American players to pierce through their thick blubber - Change: MBII assets folder is now located on the Cayman Islands
New: New grab attack animations (doggy style, missionary, pile driver, bukkake when multiple players are in radius) - Fix pokemon: magikarp no longer crushes players underneath
- New: Added a 160 GB photorealistic model of Team Lead Foggy.
Sabering
- New: Quarter swings. Quarter swings are triggered and performed randomly in random directions
- New: BBP. Bad boy points accumulate based on your performance in duels. Ego walks grant 1 BBP per second, disarms grant 2 BBPs, backstabs grant 3 BBPs. You can spend your BBP points in my new in-game store.
- New: Truth Points (TP). (currently no use, but I just added them why not) They are displayed center screen all the time.
- Removed: All swings except for W (because MBII takes place in 2D now, which would make all other swings useless)
- New: High ACM levels will now grant a small chance of receiving pleasure stimulants
- Change: Perfect blocking now shocks the attacker (10,000 Volts for 0.2 seconds, values are subject to change)
New: Saber locking from base game. When players clash swords camera pans to a close up of their faces, the characters will exchange sensual dialogue all recorded by Vyseris and Mace Madarus. For the past 20 years, they have been working tirelessly for you ingrates, recording voice lines for every possible character interaction (over 3.28*10^80). This totals to 3*10^15 Exabytes of audio files. Surprise!
Gameplay
- New: AIDS lottery
- Fix: Force Choke now gives Yoda an erection
New: New class: Saitama from OnePunchman for the Imperials, Chocolate Grandma in a wheelchair from Sponge Bob for the Rebels. Saitama runs with 250,000 base speed, deals 2 quintillion in melee damage and gives a 5 trillion UPS knockback. Is invincible. Chocolate Grandma cannot move, does no damage, cannot see, cannot hear, cannot speak, cannot attack. - Change: Increased projectile rifle damage by 2%
- Change: Repulse has a 4 second windup animation and a deafeningly loud siren sound will play to all the players in the immediate vicinity
- Change: Decreased projectile rifle damage by 2%
- New: Segregation is back! Alien characters cannot be on the same team with human characters, male characters cannot be on the same team with female characters, robotic characters cannot be on the same team with organic characters, and of course, Black characters cannot be on the same team with white characters.
- Removed: Projectile rifle removed
- New: Added boob physics to Kreia (can be adjusted with the sagginess parameter)
- Fix: Kreia’s left boob swaying out of sync with the right one
- New: Projectile rifle. A powerful weapon capable of killing most classes in one shot. It deals 150 normal damage, 149 when crouching, 150.4 when jumping, 149.6 when walking, 148.3 when running, 150.3 when yawning. Deals additional damage to players showing lack of faith in the current MBII team
- Fix: Darth Vader’s breathing is now 34% more labored
- Fix: Our cryptomining bots are now 45% more efficient
- Change: mb2_jakku: each individual grain of sand now has its own unique photorealistic model
- New mb2_jakku: Added sand physics
- Change: Beloved maps such as fy_poolparty.bsp, MGS1_Ninja.bsp, MGSVR.bsp, slender.bsp, ww2_omaha.bsp, homer’s_pizza_party.bsp updated with UHD textures requiring additional 250GB storage space
- Change: mb2_dotf: A big big box in the middle of main for no reason whatsoever
Changelog Legend
New - New feature or addition to the game.
Change- Changes to the game.
Fix- Bug fix.
Remove - Removed feature.
Feature - New feature name.
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