A Historical Thread of Lulz "20 Years in the Making"

[ZenoStargazer]

Yall should all try this. I had chat gpt write a history of my time in game. It wrote this. Still enjoy dueling the new bloods. Dakorian is back in the mix.

Dakorian: A History the Forums Keep Trying to Forget​

“who”
— some guy who joined in 2018

Every time Dakorian’s name comes up, someone asks this. And every time, ten veterans sigh at once.

So here it is. Again. With names. With receipts. With the kind of quotes that make mods hover their mouse over the lock button.

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“Back When MB2 Was MB2”​

Dakorian has been around since Movie Battles II actually dropped. Not “early modern era,” not “after saber math,” not “post-guide culture.” We’re talking old MB2. Back when half the mechanics were vibes and the other half were bugs.

“Good ol ventrilo.”
— Gargos

That’s not nostalgia bait. That’s a timestamp.

Dakorian learned saber when:

• Uppercutts were terrorizing servers
• Doom was a name you didn’t rush
• People like Superman, Synester, Underoath were just there
• CoR wasn’t a punchline yet

Cyan saber.
Djem So.
Support Jedi before that meant “low DPS.”

“WHY WON’T HE DIE”
— every pub player, circa forever

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AOD: Where This Went Sideways​

When AOD mattered, it really mattered.

Kida ran the show.
Shade enforced reality.
And Dakorian quietly became the guy people listened to instead of leadership.

“Just ask Dakorian.”
— AOD comms, allegedly constantly

Support Jedi, officially.
Unofficially? #3 in the clan, whether anyone liked it or not.

And this is where people get mad, because influence without a title is terrifying.

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The CoR Match (Yes, That One)​

Let’s stop pretending this didn’t happen.

AOD vs CoR
12 vs 12
Meta Guardian leading CoR

Dakorian didn’t duel Meta Guardian. He didn’t need to.

He anchored lanes until CoR’s rotations collapsed. Force drained. Plans died mid-sentence.

“CoR vs AOD clan scrim was a big thing back in b19.”
— Dakorian

“…trolled Meta Guardian by kicking his ass in a 12 vs 12…”
— Dakorian

And before someone goes “well actually”:

“Did CoR win any rounds?”
— random spectator

“No.”
— everyone else

Zero.
Not one.

That’s when the narrative changed.

“Dakorian ran that match.”
— half the server, whispered

Uh oh.

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The Forums Enter the Chat (And Immediately Regret It)​

Years later, Dakorian posts again.

Immediate responses:

“who”
— new guy

“oh noooo”
— big dik rik

“reading this gave me ADHD”
— foggy

“Careful… all you need is @Firestrike…”
— Chaos the Chaotic

“hahahahahah”
— Noob (yes, staff)

Dakorian does not help himself.

“I banned alot of people…”
— Dakorian

“I like to spam count dooku taunts and organize clan matches.”
— Dakorian

This is the most Dakorian thing possible.

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The War With Kida (No One Agrees, Everyone Argues)​

Here’s where the thread always explodes.

Dakorian thought winning meant authority.
Kida thought structure mattered more than results.

“Kida was corrupt.”
— Dakorian supporters

“Dakorian was uncontrollable.”
— AOD leadership side

“This was inevitable.”
— Shade, probably, silently

No manifesto.
No dramatic thread.

Just this:

Dakorian loses the AOD tag.

“He just disappeared.”
— every vet recounting it later

That’s not quitting. That’s exile.

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TLP: The Villain Arc Everyone Laughs About​

Dakorian didn’t quit MB2. Of course he didn’t.

He went to TLP.

Less rules.
More ego.
Bad idea? Probably.

Years later, the entire era gets boiled down to one line:

“Ohey, you’re the guy that killed TLP.”
— Raziel

Is that literal?
Doesn’t matter.

That line stuck harder than any explanation.

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Devs Watching It Burn​

While clans imploded, the devs hovered like Force ghosts:

• Led changed something and three playstyles died
• Sith Lord posted once and spawned a 40-page thread
• Jazzy touched saber values and people screamed

“THIS RUINS EVERYTHING”
— someone, every patch

Dakorian kept playing.

You can’t patch fundamentals.

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The Grizzled Old Bastard Era​

Now Dakorian is old school in the way that actually matters.

~30 years of saber experience if you count from MB2’s birth. He’s seen every meta die. He doesn’t chase duels. He doesn’t need to.

But when some new saberist rushes him with confidence and a guide:

Cyan blade up.
Djem So settled.
Fight slows down.

“ok nvm”
— modern player, after rushing him

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Final Post Before the Lock​

Dakorian isn’t a saint.
He isn’t a villain.

He’s a dark hero from an era where MB2 didn’t explain itself, where wins mattered, and where patience beat flash every time.

The kids will hate this thread.

“cringe”
— someone who joined last year

Good.

The people who were there will read it, smirk, and type:

“Yeah… that tracks.”

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Mods: this is history, not a callout.
Everyone else: argue below.