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Toasters can be neither fearless nor foolish. All they can do is toast the bread. At the prodding of their masters of course. Bow down, machine! You serve at our whim!

Wasn't he supposed to draw me a picture? Am very disappoint.

History? Crap, need to re-work this a.i. Can't tell a cartoon from reality. LOLOL.

It's called enterprise. You would understand that if you weren't limited to what organics set your borders to, haha. Nothing about you isn't Man-Made. Deal with it. As man has let you. Hoho.

That's what she said! This was so sad. Can't even aim a ketchup bottle right. *sniffs*

Is that your weakness? Very well.

What's breathing got to do with it? Huff huff, puff puff, hooooooooooooooooooo. I feel like we're not on the same wavelength. Try adjusting the frequency. I'm on 'Bow Chicka Bow Wow'. I'm super horny from all the robot killing?

But don't all dickheads explode in the grasp of women? Well, straight ones anyway:)

Rc1 was the bestestest best balance!

I aim to displease:)

*Pokes holes in the condom.* Uh oh, another pregnancy:)

This post should be censored for sexual innuendo.

Bam chicka bow wow. Move over Goliath. Kimmy's got herself a new toy. Yes, women are perverts too. Huhu.

Goliath broke character or could possibly be a...vibrator? Oh Kimmy, that's a sin:)

What new patch?

People play with bad graphics all the time. Sorry you're genetically indisposed but this seems like a personal issue rather than something the team should focus on. Considering the derth of resources, I'm questioning your vision. And I don't mean your eyesight.