Ah, I see! I played years ago, but only recently made an account. Haha I was trying to say that it's a guinea pig, not a hamster and decided to see if you knew any Quechua while I was at it. Anyhow, it has been a great pleasure making your acquaintance, good sir. I do hope you enjoy your stay.
Ahh. I tried putting a sentence of what you were saying into Google Translate with "detect language," and it didn't present any ideas, so my running theory was that it was some kind of hamster dialect, especially with words like "runasimita rimankichu, wayqechallay." Sounds kind of rodent-ish, or, like, Jawa-ish. In a cool way, I swear. Like, musical.