KarusBadders
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KarusBadders

Male, from London

My favorite color is white because it's the same color as me May 15, 2019 at 5:45 AM

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      KarusBadders
      My favorite color is white because it's the same color as me
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    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    London
    Hello!
    I'm Karus. I'm 68 years old from the good old suburbs of London. I like to play video games, cross-dress aaaaaaaannnddd ka-aaaaaazoooo!
    I live at home with my wife Bertha and our yorkshire terrier Eugene.
    I married Bertha in 1986, the same year that Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys died!
    Many of my friends get absolutely wasted at Sunday night bingo, but I'm a man of simple taste; I enjoy a bottle of finely aged wine and a complimentary read of the Daily Mail (don't tell Bertha about my wine habits; I'm a recovering alcoholic).
    I had my left testicle sack removed last February due to an unfortunate accident involving one young lady and a broken bottle.
    I'm a member of the world-renowned Bilderberg Group.
    I'm also the manager of the KP Original Salted Peanuts distribution faculty.
    My favourite color is white because it's the same color as me.
    Soon I wish to start a career in the film industry, it's been a big passion of mine ever since I watched the movie Brokeback Mountain.
    I currently have 3 years of service on Steam and a massive boner, so be right back!
    Thank you for taking the time to read my short autobiography.
    - Karus

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