KarusBadders

Hello!
I'm Karus. I'm 68 years old from the good old suburbs of London. I like to play video games, cross-dress aaaaaaaannnddd ka-aaaaaazoooo!
I live at home with my wife Bertha and our yorkshire terrier Eugene.
I married Bertha in 1986, the same year that Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys died!
Many of my friends get absolutely wasted at Sunday night bingo, but I'm a man of simple taste; I enjoy a bottle of finely aged wine and a complimentary read of the Daily Mail (don't tell Bertha about my wine habits; I'm a recovering alcoholic).
I had my left testicle sack removed last February due to an unfortunate accident involving one young lady and a broken bottle.
I'm a member of the world-renowned Bilderberg Group.
I'm also the manager of the KP Original Salted Peanuts distribution faculty.
My favourite color is white because it's the same color as me.
Soon I wish to start a career in the film industry, it's been a big passion of mine ever since I watched the movie Brokeback Mountain.
I currently have 3 years of service on Steam and a massive boner, so be right back!
Thank you for taking the time to read my short autobiography.
- Karus