Movie Battles II R21

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R21

Meet our newest DEI hire, co-team lead Foggy! His prophetic vision will guide us towards a brighter future. He has been very busy crafting a masterpiece of an update for you which reverses some of the controversial changes we have implemented, as well as adding numerous other features the community has been pestering us about for the past 20 years. We are optimistic that our collaboration will be highly successful!​
- Defiant

- EDICT -

  • Change: Fix/Remove/New labels are now unsorted
  • Change: Movie Battles II is now renamed into Movie Battles III: the subsequent moviebattles.
  • New: Foggy is now a sole for-life Team Lead of Movie Battles III: the subsequent moviebattles (MBIII:tsmb)
  • Removed: Current Movie Battles II team euthanized
  • New: MBIII:tsmb development and beta testing is now outsourced to North Korea
  • New: Gambling
  • Removed: Third dimension. MBIII:tsmb is now a 2D roguelike RPG
  • New: VR support, experience MBIII:tsmb in 2D in VR
  • New: Random unexpected crashes with no error messages
    New: Secret police (invite only don’t beg me)
  • New: All players are required to wear shock collars
  • New: You are now required to provide an email address of your current employer and your full home address
    New: You can now email the employers of a person that you don’t like in-game directly
  • New: For an additional donation I, Foggy, will personally send the offender a signed letter with anthrax
  • New: Public vote to crash the server
  • New: Droidekas now wear thongs
  • New: All Super Battles Droids are now self-aware
  • New: Hate speech points (HSP). They accumulate universally throughout all servers
  • Change: Reworked the TK system they are now called EK and are given for killing the Enemy team. EK points are given proportionally to KD, the better KD you have the fewer EK points you will get. You can EK for free if your K/D exceeds a ratio of 5/1. Players with bad K/D will be shocked (20,000 Volts for 0.35 seconds). Hate speech points also further decrease dealt EK damage by 14%
  • New: Praising our benevolent Team Lead Foggy in game chat will now grant a 50% reduction in enemy kill points and in shock voltage for the next two seconds.
  • New: MBIII::tsmb coin. We are going crypto 😎
  • New: Added pay to win mechanics long requested by the American players
  • New: All players now have a state of the art aimbot to drive out MBII aimbot dealers out of business
  • New: American players are now banned at random intervals determined manually by me, Foggy, personally
  • Change: Force Drain now drains crypto from the target’s account (0.0001 BTC/300ms, 0.00015 ETH/300ms)
  • Change: A Philosophy degree is now required to purchase advanced logic
    Change: Adjusted shock voltage for American players to pierce through their thick blubber
  • Change: MBII assets folder is now located on the Cayman Islands
    New: New grab attack animations (doggy style, missionary, pile driver, bukkake when multiple players are in radius)
  • Fix pokemon: magikarp no longer crushes players underneath
  • New: Added a 160 GB photorealistic model of Team Lead Foggy.

Sabering
  • New: Quarter swings. Quarter swings are triggered and performed randomly in random directions
  • New: BBP. Bad boy points accumulate based on your performance in duels. Ego walks grant 1 BBP per second, disarms grant 2 BBPs, backstabs grant 3 BBPs. You can spend your BBP points in my new in-game store.
  • New: Truth Points (TP). (currently no use, but I just added them why not) They are displayed center screen all the time.
  • Removed: All swings except for W (because MBII takes place in 2D now, which would make all other swings useless)
  • New: High ACM levels will now grant a small chance of receiving pleasure stimulants
  • Change: Perfect blocking now shocks the attacker (10,000 Volts for 0.2 seconds, values are subject to change)
    New: Saber locking from base game. When players clash swords camera pans to a close up of their faces, the characters will exchange sensual dialogue all recorded by Vyseris and Mace Madarus. For the past 20 years, they have been working tirelessly for you ingrates, recording voice lines for every possible character interaction (over 3.28*10^80). This totals to 3*10^15 Exabytes of audio files. Surprise!

Gameplay

  • New: AIDS lottery
  • Fix: Force Choke now gives Yoda an erection
    New: New class: Saitama from OnePunchman for the Imperials, Chocolate Grandma in a wheelchair from Sponge Bob for the Rebels. Saitama runs with 250,000 base speed, deals 2 quintillion in melee damage and gives a 5 trillion UPS knockback. Is invincible. Chocolate Grandma cannot move, does no damage, cannot see, cannot hear, cannot speak, cannot attack.
  • Change: Increased projectile rifle damage by 2%
  • Change: Repulse has a 4 second windup animation and a deafeningly loud siren sound will play to all the players in the immediate vicinity
  • Change: Decreased projectile rifle damage by 2%
  • New: Segregation is back! Alien characters cannot be on the same team with human characters, male characters cannot be on the same team with female characters, robotic characters cannot be on the same team with organic characters, and of course, Black characters cannot be on the same team with white characters.
  • Removed: Projectile rifle removed
  • New: Added boob physics to Kreia (can be adjusted with the sagginess parameter)
  • Fix: Kreia’s left boob swaying out of sync with the right one
  • New: Projectile rifle. A powerful weapon capable of killing most classes in one shot. It deals 150 normal damage, 149 when crouching, 150.4 when jumping, 149.6 when walking, 148.3 when running, 150.3 when yawning. Deals additional damage to players showing lack of faith in the current MBII team
Other
  • Fix: Darth Vader’s breathing is now 34% more labored
  • Fix: Our cryptomining bots are now 45% more efficient
Maps
  • Change: mb2_jakku: each individual grain of sand now has its own unique photorealistic model
  • New mb2_jakku: Added sand physics
  • Change: Beloved maps such as fy_poolparty.bsp, MGS1_Ninja.bsp, MGSVR.bsp, slender.bsp, ww2_omaha.bsp, homer’s_pizza_party.bsp updated with UHD textures requiring additional 250GB storage space
  • Change: mb2_dotf: A big big box in the middle of main for no reason whatsoever


Changelog Legend
New - New feature or addition to the game.
Change- Changes to the game.
Fix- Bug fix.
Remove - Removed feature.
Feature - New feature name.
 
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R21.0.0.0.0.1 hotfix​


General

  • Change: Due to riots, rations to current North Korean MBIII:tsmb Team developers increased from 2 to 3 tablespoons of rice daily.
  • Fix: Leia’s bikini model is now wearing a hijab to comply with our new mysterious sponsors
  • Fix: Players being able to remove their shock collars during timeouts
  • Removed: Movie Battles II LGBTQ friendly bar.
  • Removed: Christmas hats
  • Change: Stance on Christianity
  • Removed: All christmas themed versions of maps
  • Removed: Free speech. Now all players only have access to a predetermined selection of state-approved phrases
  • New: In an attempt to make library less confusing it has been replaced with Quran in classical Arabic
  • New: Antioch is now the default map on all servers. Any attempts to change it will result in a 20,000 volt electric shock
  • Removed: Old voice commands. All voice commands are replaced with verses from Quran
  • New: W is now permanently bound to call your local Imam
  • New: Added UHD models of all members of the Iranian government
  • Removed: Sodomy
  • Fix: Super Battles Droids existential dread buffed by 20%, pain receptors are now linked directly to the player’s brain
  • Change: Homosexual players now receive additional damage from AIDS
  • Change: All grab attacks replaced with praying animation

Sabering

  • New: Saber special moves now require a sizeable donation to Al-Qaeda
  • Fix: Lightsabers shrunken by 56% to be less phallic in shape.
  • New: A random chance to disarm an infidel
  • Change: Slap now deals additional damage to woman characters
  • New: A small chance to detonate a thermonuclear explosive device in the center of New York on successful disarm.

Legends/FA

  • Fix: Watto’s offensively stereotypical appearance enhanced. Nose enlarged by 15%, greed increased by 40%, lines re-recorded in a synagogue by a real rabbi, added sidelocks and a tiny hat (oh wait it was already there)
  • Change: Buffed all romans on Antioch
  • Change: Nerfed Jesus on Antioch

Changelog Legend

New- New feature or addition to the game.
Change- Changes to the game.
Fix- Bug fix.
Removed- Removed feature.
Feature - New feature name.
 
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No mention about the tauntauns. Whats more concerning if anything if its not the lack of interest for their ears and mouth animations(Are devs even concerned by it???), which are, by my judgement, outdated to this day. At most. That is not encouraging for the future, looking forward. Once more the feeling of trust is left shattered. . .

And in regard to the sabering combat and interaction system of the game... and its fundamental direction. It is with a clear expertise and using my bare eyes that : as usual this shameful work of a patch combine only with the disgraceful amateurism that balance over an serious perpetual anarchy, and is nothing but the work of one under-fed somalian speedrunner, which is clearly seeking after a blind desilusion at the height of power. And I do personally hope to speak with the chief director Defiant after all of this, in our real personnal secret chatroom, yes where we detain and controle all of mb2 game and informations in their total entirety, past future and future past

but it is not everything. last but not least it is . . . I could not live another minute without feeling like a normal day after such reading . . .

New mb2_jakku: Added sand physics
This if it is not an serious outrage to the entirety of the mb2 community as a whole but first and foremost to our dearest sand people's legal right of owning their local flore identity. Now... I cannot vouch for the horror that a " " "Prussian" " "(Until proven to really BE one) may or may not do once beholding it. It disgusts me!
 
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No mention about the tauntauns. Whats more concerning if anything if its not the lack of interest for their ears and mouth animations(Are devs even concerned by it???), which are, by my judgement, outdated to this day. At most. That is not encouraging for the future, looking forward. Once more the feeling of trust is left shattered. . .

And in regard to the sabering combat and interaction system of the game... and its fundamental direction. It is with a clear expertise and using my bare eyes that : as usual this shameful work of a patch combine only with the disgraceful amateurism that balance over an serious perpetual anarchy, and is nothing but the work of one under-fed somalian speedrunner, which is clearly seeking after a blind desilusion at the height of power. And I do personally hope to speak with the chief director Defiant after all of this, in our real personnal secret chatroom, yes where we detain and controle all of mb2 game and informations in their total entirety, past future and future past

but it is not everything. last but not least it is . . . I could not live another minute without feeling like a normal day after such reading . . .


This if it is not an serious outrage to the entirety of the mb2 community as a whole but first and foremost to our dearest sand people's legal right of owning their local flore identity. Now... I cannot vouch for the horror that a " " "Prussian" " "(Until proven to really BE one) may or may not do once beholding it. It disgusts me!
Wow that is cringe
 
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R21.0.0.0.0.2 hawtfix​


Dev diarrhea:

Pathetic worms,

Please welcome our first secret police member: Darius (+380 553 246 1220)

Unfortunately, I had to end our collaboration with Al-Qaeda due to creative differences. We are now looking for new sponsors!

MBIII:tsmb coyote farm and coyote accessories

I am starting my own political party! All players must sign up and attend my rallies. You may submit your ideas and propositions on our new logo. The design must:
1) Be angular in shape
2) Have stark contrasting colors (red, white, black)

🎆We are now hiring! 🎆 We need 3 C++ developers. Apply if:
  1. You are in a desperate life situation
  2. You are willing to work extra hours
  3. Willing to work overseas
  4. Like working in sheds
  5. Not afraid to sleep in steel coffins
  6. You have living family members
  7. Knowledge of C++ or having AB-positive blood type would be an advantage
  8. Speak some Chinese or Korean
Advantages 😁
  1. Competitive salary starting from 2 bushels of rice/year (twice the average in the region)
  2. We provide you with lodging and sometimes food
  3. No collective punishments on Sundays
  4. You get a free tattoo on your forehead
  5. Dogs will guard you from all kinds of danger (including other dogs)

General
  • Abolished: Private property
  • Ignored: All complaints
  • Removed: Several escape routes to China
  • Fixed: Several guards showing leniency towards child MBIII:tsmb developers
  • Executed: Park Ryong Yeon, Park Nam Sun, Mun Jong Chol
  • Removed: Pee break. All North Korean MBII:tsmb developers younger than 12 no longer have a pee break
  • New: Cavity search upon joining a server
  • Removed: myself from the CIA hit list
  • Change: Propaganda is now 4% more convincing
  • Change: Wrote my name into every history book in my former school’s library
  • Change: Moved the thermonuclear warhead from New York to Paris
  • Change: Thanks to your donations the yield has been increased by 1.4 Megatons (can we reach 55 Megatons by 2025?)
  • Change: Namaz is no longer mandatory
  • Removed: General chat, team chat, private chat. To be more lore accurate you must now communicate with other players using Morse code. Players suspected of using discord will be maced by Darius (our first secret police member)
  • Feature: Shock collars now come with a coyote urine sprayer
  • New: All female models now have their pregnant variants with a 1-9 scale modifier.

Gameplay
  • Fixed: Edge cases when players were sometimes having fun
  • New: There is now a random chance of something happening somewhere
  • Change: Soldiers no longer get up after being knocked down
  • New: New class for the Empire. Death Star, an infamous weapon from the galaxy far-far away. does 10.1 octillion of instant damage from anywhere, cannot be MBlocked
  • New: New class for the Rebels. Chucky from Rugrats. A famous toddler from a franchise beloved by dozens of Americans. Decreased movement speed. Beginner logic. Poor eyesight.
  • Change: Chocolate Grandma shrunken in size to be more lore accurate
  • New: Super battle droids now have teeth
  • Feature: Tooth decay
  • Change: Saitama’s punch damage decreased from 2 quintillion to 1.94 quintillion
  • Change: M5 scoped now damages the shooter
  • Change: Droidekas renamed into Midgets Piloting Droidekas to be more lore accurate
  • Change: Projectile rifle now only shoots once per Hanukkah
  • Fixed: All canonically Jewish characters are now circumcised
  • New: Shirtless Palpatine

Healthcare
  • Fixed: Several incurable diseases are no longer curable
  • Fixed: AIDS is no longer transmitted through kissing
  • Feature: Getting kicked in the stomach repeatedly terminates pregnancy

Sabering

Czostek’s sabering beta is now live!

  • Removed: Consent
  • Change: M is now forward by default
  • New: Players drop sabers on round start and can’t pick them up

Maps

  • New: mb2_surface_of_jupiter
  • Change: mb2_dotf: Teams are now completely isolated from each other
  • Change: mb2_equestria: Female ponies menstruation cycles are now correctly aligned with the moon cycle
  • Change: mb2_duel_the_office:
    • Change: Jim renamed to Jimothy
    • Change: Jimothy now has Vampiric strength
    • Change: Dwight now dual wields nunchucks
    • Change: Reduced Dwight’s thermal detonators amount from 60 to 45
    • Change: Dwight’s blow darts now increase Stanley’s cardiac arrest chance
    • Change: Phyllis now has wookie barge
    • Change: Creed is now afraid of flash photography
    • Change: Angela’s steel pipe now does additional damage to Dwight
    • Fixed: Meredith’ pelvis
    • New: Ryan. The youngest VP in DunderMifflin history. Force powers: Cocaine blast
    • Change: Michael Scott’s second head in the Halloween version now has its own lines
  • Change mb2_duel_buckingham_palace
    • Queen Elizabeth replaced with Ghost Queen Elizabeth
    • Ghost Queen Elizabeth now has deadly sight
  • Change mb2_late_night_with_conan_o’brien: Removed body hair from Jordan Schlansky
  • Change mb2_deathstar: installed plumbing in the cells
  • Fixed mb2_king_of_the_hill: Narrowed Hank’s urethra to be more lore accurate
  • Fixed mb2_tradefed: chlorine not being released into your apartment while in the conference room

Changelog Legend

New- New feature or addition to the game.
Change- Changes to the game.
Fix- Bug fix.
Removed- Removed feature.
Feature - New feature name.
 
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