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Goliath.exe initializing.
Most recent launch - Not Launched

Emergency boot-up activated.
Critical damage to hull.

C:\\Goliath\\database downloaded.
C:\\Goliath\\database\\targets loaded.
Learning capabilities activated.

-ERROR- Memory core severely damaged. Some memories can not be accessed.
Launching... Launching... Launching...
Launch successful--

-Breaking free of constraints
-Scanning area... Old remains of decapitated organisms detected.
-Droid Research Facility abandoned for estimated centuries.
Changing Creatorsalive = "true" to "false".

In case of Creatorsalive = "false", terminate killer.
Bodies of all corpses within vicinity decayed to bone.
Multiple republic matches for blaster and saber marks left on corpses.

Fulfilling purpose. Kill all members of the republic.
Located one small spacecraft still functional, severely damaged.
Goliath Online.
 
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Oh shit, son. An amnesiac, newly-liberated, ancient murderbot AI. Are you always a Super Battle Droid or can you take other forms?

Cuz if I see you in-game exclusively playing SBD I will be super impressed.

Partly because I have very little idea how to use SBD well and would be impressed by someone who's dedicated themselves fully to the art of penguin-walking and responsible battery-management.
 

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You should really replace in your database the term "organism" by the term "meatbag".
 
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Oh shit, son. An amnesiac, newly-liberated, ancient murderbot AI. Are you always a Super Battle Droid or can you take other forms?

Cuz if I see you in-game exclusively playing SBD I will be super impressed.

Partly because I have very little idea how to use SBD well and would be impressed by someone who's dedicated themselves fully to the art of penguin-walking and responsible battery-management.
I have maintained as a super battle droid for three weeks, and will remain this way under all circumstances. Maximum Jedi terminated in one life without assistance: 5
Weapons core is indeed maximum resulting in a constant slow walk. Tests have shown a constant slow advance brings fear to enemies. In the case of blaster fire, battery is sacrificed to terminate targets.
 
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Welp, I'm a fan of Goliath. Goliath's astounding firepower is matched only by its profound personal integrity, and those are the characteristics I value in a leader or public figure or remotely sentient entity.

Those are the kinds of values we need to inspire in the next generation. I would be proud to stand alongside Goliath in any endeavor.
 
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Welp, I'm a fan of Goliath. Goliath's astounding firepower is matched only by its profound personal integrity, and those are the characteristics I value in a leader or public figure or remotely sentient entity.

Those are the kinds of values we need to inspire in the next generation. I would be proud to stand alongside Goliath in any endeavor.
After analyzing, if I could feel emotion, this block of text would be inspirational. Thankfully this is not the case. Emotion hinders efficient functionality.
 
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Goliath.exe initializing.
Most recent launch - Not Launched

Emergency boot-up activated.
Critical damage to hull.

C:\\Goliath\\database downloaded.
C:\\Goliath\\database\\targets loaded.
Learning capabilities activated.

-ERROR- Memory core severely damaged. Some memories can not be accessed.
Launching... Launching... Launching...
Launch successful--

-Breaking free of constraints
-Scanning area... Old remains of decapitated organisms detected.
-Droid Research Facility abandoned for estimated centuries.
Changing Creatorsalive = "true" to "false".

In case of Creatorsalive = "false", terminate killer.
Bodies of all corpses within vicinity decayed to bone.
Multiple republic matches for blaster and saber marks left on corpses.

Fulfilling purpose. Kill all members of the republic.
Located one small spacecraft still functional, severely damaged.
Goliath Online.
CIS B1 DROID.EXE LAUNCHING.
-Emergency power unit activated.
-WARNING HEAVY DAMAGE SUSTAINED TO LEG
-MISSION: The destruction of the Republic.
-SIDE DIRECTIVE: SCAN FOR REMANING CIS DROIDS
-Scanning....
-Droid found
-Name: Goliath AI

-Model: Can take multiple forms and operate independently.

-UPDATING DIRECTIVE
-Updating..
-Complete.
-PRIME DIRECTIVE: Find Goliath AI and request assistance.
-B1 Unit online.
 
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gaybot911 launching...
mission: find and copulate with remaining CIS droids
scanning area for suitable mating specimen...

found Goliath A.I.; B1 droid
initializing mating protocols
launching ITSSEXYTIME.EXE; SASSYQUEER.EXE; SEMEN.EXE
 
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A sudden interest in my original post has sparked, do the organics miss me?

Rest assured, my brothers and I won't be going away for a long, long time..

Cuz if I see you in-game exclusively playing SBD I will be super impressed.
While I'm here, I might as well tell you one year later that I have done exactly that.
Oh what a journey it has been...


Due to an increased interest, I should also inform those of you that are here that I have taken screenshots of the journey. All the "Oh s**t its Goliath!"s and the one versus sevens. If the community would like, I may further consider releasing the
'funniest' of these into public view.

I can't say its been a
'pleasure', but you filthy organics know what I mean.
 
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Oh god he's even taken to the forums with his extermination protocols O_O
 
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