I'm in a good mood, so I've marked the way you are to die as 'humiliatingly' in our database.
At-least you won't need a coffin.
All hail your new robot overlords!
All your threads belong to us!
Is this some kind of sick April fools joke, or is it permanent?
A font change I understand, but green text too? On April first..
I lack contradictory evidence for my theory.