- Posts
- 556
- Likes
- 494
THE BIGGEST PROBLEM OF THIS GAME IS THAT IT'S A FKING SLOW ASS PIECE OF SLOTH.
1. Loading times
2. Crashes
3. (Join) bugs
4. Waiting to spawn (no way to spawn after round start or fast-join; 5-minutes rounds, long time dead or waiting)
5. Slow game pace
6. Player behaviour
So, basically, you start the game, wait for the map to load, and if a long ass loading time isn't enough, it glitches up at the end and the game won't start with you waiting for it as supposed to for minutes like an idiot, but you have to go back to main menu and reconnect. The game finally starts, but it's the round countdown, and you with your lightning reflexes have to click ESC -> Join -> Choose team -> Choose class -> Choose model -> Open class config -> Choose skill points -> Click OK while the game counts 3... 2... 1..., but damn you are already too late and you miss the whole round fking in spec. You wait and you wait in spec while a douchebag goes to a glitched spot on the map to timewaste while the enemies can't kill him, and the whole 5 minutes pass. You finally spawn after that misery, but, hell no, your build is all fked up as if you didn't choose anything and you can't open up the class config window. You walk a long walk on a huge map in the side route and realise no one is there, go all the way to enemy spawn, no one there, then back to main, no one there, finally after a three-minute walk you reach the objective with enemies pushing, but hell no they kill you in one second 'cos you have saber defense 0 from the join bug. The enemies and the allies RP at the objective going melee trying to punch and suck each other's dicks by crouching in front of a standing player and moving their camera up and down. Another 5 minutes pass and you want to spawn again, but hell no, there comes map change and you wait a long loading time and join just at the *RIGHT* moment while the round countdown goes 3... 2... 1... With your lightning reflexes again, you go all those steps to join, but it's too late again. Another 5 minutes pass 'cos 2 soldiers are left last and they respawn 4 times after being killed at the enemy objective and have to run the whole map to go back to it and die again and respawn, and die again, while all the time they couldn't really do shit and are useless pieces of the same substance. You spawn again on the imperial team and think the misery is over, but no, you have the notorious Kyle bug, you go main and an idiot ally discharges his mando rocket on you that you can't even push 'cos you are on his team 'cos he thinks you are the enemy 'cos you look like one. Again, five minutes pass 'cos two saberist stay last and have 'cool duelz'. They look at each other half of the time and run away from each other when low BP, and finally the clock ticks 0:00. Again, you think it will be fine, but next round you join a kowakian monkey lizard slashes the TK out of a half of your team including you and reconnects with another IP to TK more, and there is no admin online, as if they could do anything with an IP changer. Then another troll wookiee blocks the Deathstar reb spawn door until an ally slashes him to death and gets kicked for TK points. After all this shite, his friend goes to the objective room and locks himself in the closet while imps can't do anything about it 'cos they don't have a sith. So, another five minutes pass of you waiting in spec. It's time to spawn again, but *BAM* the screen glitches up with that notorious "Connection interrupted" message on it and the icon of the old phone modem socket with 1 kb/sec internet blinking in the lower right corner, and all you can do is discharge your computer from the electricity socket. You drop on the ground tired from all this bullshit and raise your hand to push the computer start button, but hell no, nothing happens, the computer just dies. You click it and you click it a thousand times with your eyeballs bulging out of their sockets and cold sweat dropping from your forehead. Finally, in the last miserable attempt to end this misery, you go to the balcony and jump out from the 49th floor splashing your brains out on the hot midday asphalt covered with cold snow. This game is dangerous.
1. Loading times
2. Crashes
3. (Join) bugs
4. Waiting to spawn (no way to spawn after round start or fast-join; 5-minutes rounds, long time dead or waiting)
5. Slow game pace
6. Player behaviour
So, basically, you start the game, wait for the map to load, and if a long ass loading time isn't enough, it glitches up at the end and the game won't start with you waiting for it as supposed to for minutes like an idiot, but you have to go back to main menu and reconnect. The game finally starts, but it's the round countdown, and you with your lightning reflexes have to click ESC -> Join -> Choose team -> Choose class -> Choose model -> Open class config -> Choose skill points -> Click OK while the game counts 3... 2... 1..., but damn you are already too late and you miss the whole round fking in spec. You wait and you wait in spec while a douchebag goes to a glitched spot on the map to timewaste while the enemies can't kill him, and the whole 5 minutes pass. You finally spawn after that misery, but, hell no, your build is all fked up as if you didn't choose anything and you can't open up the class config window. You walk a long walk on a huge map in the side route and realise no one is there, go all the way to enemy spawn, no one there, then back to main, no one there, finally after a three-minute walk you reach the objective with enemies pushing, but hell no they kill you in one second 'cos you have saber defense 0 from the join bug. The enemies and the allies RP at the objective going melee trying to punch and suck each other's dicks by crouching in front of a standing player and moving their camera up and down. Another 5 minutes pass and you want to spawn again, but hell no, there comes map change and you wait a long loading time and join just at the *RIGHT* moment while the round countdown goes 3... 2... 1... With your lightning reflexes again, you go all those steps to join, but it's too late again. Another 5 minutes pass 'cos 2 soldiers are left last and they respawn 4 times after being killed at the enemy objective and have to run the whole map to go back to it and die again and respawn, and die again, while all the time they couldn't really do shit and are useless pieces of the same substance. You spawn again on the imperial team and think the misery is over, but no, you have the notorious Kyle bug, you go main and an idiot ally discharges his mando rocket on you that you can't even push 'cos you are on his team 'cos he thinks you are the enemy 'cos you look like one. Again, five minutes pass 'cos two saberist stay last and have 'cool duelz'. They look at each other half of the time and run away from each other when low BP, and finally the clock ticks 0:00. Again, you think it will be fine, but next round you join a kowakian monkey lizard slashes the TK out of a half of your team including you and reconnects with another IP to TK more, and there is no admin online, as if they could do anything with an IP changer. Then another troll wookiee blocks the Deathstar reb spawn door until an ally slashes him to death and gets kicked for TK points. After all this shite, his friend goes to the objective room and locks himself in the closet while imps can't do anything about it 'cos they don't have a sith. So, another five minutes pass of you waiting in spec. It's time to spawn again, but *BAM* the screen glitches up with that notorious "Connection interrupted" message on it and the icon of the old phone modem socket with 1 kb/sec internet blinking in the lower right corner, and all you can do is discharge your computer from the electricity socket. You drop on the ground tired from all this bullshit and raise your hand to push the computer start button, but hell no, nothing happens, the computer just dies. You click it and you click it a thousand times with your eyeballs bulging out of their sockets and cold sweat dropping from your forehead. Finally, in the last miserable attempt to end this misery, you go to the balcony and jump out from the 49th floor splashing your brains out on the hot midday asphalt covered with cold snow. This game is dangerous.
